I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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