I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
