Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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