You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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