just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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