if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
