I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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