That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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