I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
When are your genitals available?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Randomize
