i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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