I cockslap morals
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
we're making bets on your personal life
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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