awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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