OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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