did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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