If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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