I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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