margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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