best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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