Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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