Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Nicole vs. Life
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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