OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Someone shit on the floor
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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