I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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