He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
