Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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