then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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