Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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