NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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