He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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