She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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