He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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