it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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