wanna go halves on a baby?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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