i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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