I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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