She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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