sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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