I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You did what with his pubic hair?
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