you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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