He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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