Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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