But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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