ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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