I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Randomize
