Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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