im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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