last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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