He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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