3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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