scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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