he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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