I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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