How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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