Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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